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Chatting online with a friend while they’re in class? Just say lots of innocent things, but put the naughtiest sounding parts in all caps for anyone that might catch a glimpse of their screen. Trust me, this girl loves it.


These are all things I said to her tonight. Now that I’ve hit my hilariousness quota for the day, I can go draw now.

1. I have never once worn WET PANTIES IN CLASS

2. Seriously, this guy at work today was really a HUGE DICK

3. I have two friends that want me to do commissions for them. Sometimes I’m talking to these people  about their crazy art ideas, and I’m thinking WOW, THE NAUGHTY THINGS YOU WILL DO FOR MONEY!

4. I wish I could come up with an innocent use for the phrase PUBLIC MASTURBATION IS HOT……ooop. There it is.

IM TRYING TO ANIMATE AND LISTEN OT RADIOLAB AND YOU’RE RUING MY LIFE.” - testimonial from the aforementioned satisfied customer.

 
  1. somehowsomeway reblogged this from sweetestofnights and added:
    I had to make up for it SOMEHOW, I was ruining her life.
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    FOR THE RECORD…...by somehowsomeway: “this girl, you are
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