I wasn’t on tumblr for like a week. Apparently, these things happened without my knowledge:

• Someone walked a red carpet somewhere, and looked hot.
• A girl gazed whistfully out of a window, her face was beautifully the sun.
• A girl made a gif of her boobs.
• People still like spongebob squarepants for some reason.
• A guy with a lot of tattoos and awesome mustache held a cat.

I’m never leaving again. How could my life continue without these facts.