Employed and freelance visual artist, TV writer, and video editor. I tell stories, however possible.
(storming out) Nope. I'm done.
I'm sorry, sir?
I'm pointing at this painting, and some bitch comes up to me and says 'don't stand so close to the art!' Who the fuck does she think she is?
I'm sorry if they offended you, sir, but security does have to...
(cutting me off) No. They don't have to be fucking rude by telling me what I can't do. Fuck her and fuck this place.
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(out the door) I'll let my wife deal with this shit, but I'm waiting outside.
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(coming in after 5 minutes outside) I forgot my goddamn umbrella.
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