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Overheard At The RISD Museum: Thank God He Didn't Ask For A Refund...
  • Guy:

    (storming out) Nope. I'm done.

  • Me:

    I'm sorry, sir?

  • Guy:

    I'm pointing at this painting, and some bitch comes up to me and says 'don't stand so close to the art!' Who the fuck does she think she is?

  • Me:

    I'm sorry if they offended you, sir, but security does have to...

  • Guy:

    (cutting me off) No. They don't have to be fucking rude by telling me what I can't do. Fuck her and fuck this place.

  • Me:

    ...

  • Guy:

    (out the door) I'll let my wife deal with this shit, but I'm waiting outside.

  • Me:

    ...

  • Guy:

    (coming in after 5 minutes outside) I forgot my goddamn umbrella.

  • [somehowsomeway:

    LOL]