EU quarantines London in flu panic. After death,... →
digitalbath: weareinfinite: expose: haleywordeater: catt-: (via growingup) This is actually one of my worst nighmares coming true. I am tellng you guys, Zombies. The Netherlands confirms its first case of zombie swine flu, in a three-year-old boy recently returned from Mexico. After passing away early this morning, he rose from the dead and lunged at his mother. «—- THAT IS ALL....
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Matt Johnson thinks he's funny:
me: also: for my birthday i really would enjoy a dharma jumpsuit
me: oh lord
Matthew: and then you can refer to every time you have sex with it on as 'the incident'
EDIT: That shit IS funny, you need to get your beer goggles on, sweetheart. - Matt
passingafternoon: I found a large razor blade on the roof of my car today. This is not ok. Whhhaatttt [ps tumblr go follow lindsey here]
and did i mention...
scottfriday: the following tumbr folx is on farrrr today! • rachell • themattsmith • somehowsomeway • pearlsbeforeswine follow them. like them. reblog them. they are on some superhuman blog level today. holler? Thanks for the plug, sir. I’ve had a good tumblday, I like to think.
Matt, I think you’re like a snuggly bear on a cold, rainy day.– and I think you’re insane, so this weird-ass compliment just kinda pissed me off.
When pigs fly.... swine flu epidemic.... any...
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This was hilarious. :D Thanks Jessica.
Dammit I'm mad (a palindrome) By Demetri Martin
dddanielle: Dammit I’m mad. Evil is a deed as I live. God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt. To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss. Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help? Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell. I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”. Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp, In my halo of a mired rum tin. I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin. Is evil in a clam? In a...
swine flu psuedo-science.
jonathan: if you get swine flu, I would like to perform experiments if thats okay.
jonathan: they could be called naziish, but thats just a word
me: sure thing. if I'm gonna die as it is, I might as well donate my body to your psuedo-science.