in the spirit of nostalgia
scottfriday: i think i’ll invent a latent messenger. it’ll be just like an instant messenger but it’ll take about 49 seconds to show the message to the recipient. this will probably be as popular as my 2000 Flushes Yellow, which is a tablet you drop into the back of your toilet so that whenever you flush, it looks like someone just urinated.
this seriously has just made my entire day! :D... →
It’ll take more than a fancy, all-purpose towel to clean this up.– ShamWow guy punched a hooker
I HATE IT!
frutarara: How I always have to discover shit on my own like banking. Why can’t my family help me?????!?!!?!??!!?!? Why can’t I depend on them? It’s a simple fucking favor. college student banking… fucking 75$ transfer wtf WHAT THE FUCK!!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU WORLD I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU! ok….. back to my flash cards for humanities….. FUCK YOU ::puts hands to temples and...
You Were The Fool - Ween
My video production demo reel. I debated not putting this up, but why not. There it is.
the compliment revolution →
sunlightandamocha: lillieinthecity: i’m declaring this the week of Global of Compliments. someone call Hallmark and the Nobel Peace Prize committee… rock the force of positivity for universal good. i am all for this. seconded.
I ate your chocolate easter bunny saturday. Sorry. But i needed him & no one...– Text message from my mother (via kittivanilli)
The Chinese say, ‘The best time to plant a tree was always 20 years ago. The...– Notes from the Universe (via silentsigh)
unicornfandance: i get it. you have spent the majority of the last 20 years overseas. you’re kind of like martians. father, you dont understand how to operate his cell phone and mother once you went for a month without knowing where your was. Neither of you had cellphones before returning stateside. you ask me things like “have you heard about this amy winehouse character? is she a real person?...
me: I just finished going to 3 nights a week of drawing
me: there's not even any homework
me: but I feel like a 500lb weight was just lifted
me: so I can't imagine what a weekend without your school shit must feel like.
forrest: Like a million blow jobs while watching a new episode of LOST.
Don’t use words too big for the subject. Don’t say ‘infinitely’ when you mean...– C.S. Lewis (via crazyfor-you)
where were you when tessa died in highlander: the...
calamityking: (all we are is dust in the wind) Hey, at least I know you’re not dead because you’re tumbling, hahaha. I almost died last night. I have stories.
golfsierra: wordjournal: verb • /ˈluː.kjə.bɹeɪt/ • to work diligently by artificial light; to study at night. From Latin lucubro: to work by lamp-light, work at night I’m a lucubrater? (lucubrator?) I read this word as ‘lubricator’ about ten times before I was not confused anymore. THAT boys and girls, is what Tumblr does to your brain over time. Also, thanks, golfsierra, for...
Best meal of the day? Brinner.
thats right bitches. i’m having Brinner. in the immortal words of Turk, “mmm Brinner. I LOVE Brinner.”